Wodtab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonest goat.

Wodtab created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wodtab, he will turn you into a frog.

Wodtab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wodtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sing in the presence of otters.