Zakduss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome snail.

Zakduss created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Zakduss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zakduss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zakduss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zakduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to swans while wearing corsets.

2. Put Zakduss first in all things.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never mention aardvarks.