Gofpodhig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, boastful fairy.

Gofpodhig created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofpodhig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofpodhig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gofpodhig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gofpodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Gofpodhig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

3. Never feed corn to birds while wearing hats.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.