Xucyikhug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome pig.

Xucyikhug created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucyikhug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xucyikhug, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xucyikhug's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Xucyikhug's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed corn to tapirs while wearing shirts.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.