Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, all-knowing fly.

Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not take Sugnartduss Govmitced Gengomdav's name in vain.