Dubgadgeprilhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody slug.

Dubgadgeprilhiv created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgadgeprilhiv, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubgadgeprilhiv, he will make you grow a tail.

Dubgadgeprilhiv's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dubgadgeprilhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three platinum sculptures of Dubgadgeprilhiv on top of important buildings.

2. Put Dubgadgeprilhiv first in all things.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Fast once a month.