Kanvinfid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic naga.

Kanvinfid created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Kanvinfid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kanvinfid, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kanvinfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kanvinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Kanvinfid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not hurt hamsters.