Nutbun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying toad.

Nutbun created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutbun, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nutbun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nutbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hide if five porpoises approach from the west.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near horses while wearing purple stockings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.