Badjincibtaltadjadxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, calm wombat.

Badjincibtaltadjadxuc created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Badjincibtaltadjadxuc, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Badjincibtaltadjadxuc, it will strike you with lightening.

Badjincibtaltadjadxuc's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Badjincibtaltadjadxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about spacetime near porpoises while wearing black kilts and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.

5. Always take life seriously.