Quimfumsin is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able sheep.

Quimfumsin created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfumsin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quimfumsin, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quimfumsin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Quimfumsin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed lots of melons to rats while wearing cyan trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.