Yanzasshog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical weasel.

Yanzasshog created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yanzasshog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yanzasshog, it will turn you into a tree.

Yanzasshog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Yanzasshog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never sing near foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.