Wikzamsin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, kind wyrm.

Wikzamsin created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikzamsin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikzamsin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wikzamsin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wikzamsin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wikzamsin three times a day.

2. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of foxes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.