Sandyesttaf is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving lion.

Sandyesttaf created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandyesttaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandyesttaf, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sandyesttaf's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sandyesttaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never pour water over plants.