Gedbetstip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciless deer.

Gedbetstip created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbetstip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gedbetstip, she will ignore you.

Gedbetstip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gedbetstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Gedbetstip loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not chop down trees.