Barnlegwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, passionate troll.

Barnlegwap created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnlegwap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Barnlegwap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Barnlegwap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Barnlegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Do not shave your hands.