Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful capybara.

Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kadyakbasshenhunmifcubmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Always help horses.