Dapbassbagwot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable centipede.

Dapbassbagwot created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Dapbassbagwot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dapbassbagwot, it will turn you into a snail.

Dapbassbagwot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dapbassbagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think ill of sick cats.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. You must love Dapbassbagwot.