Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful hippopotamus.

Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis, he will think nothing of it.

Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never hurt ants.