Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis
is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful
hippopotamus
.
Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis
created the universe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis
, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis
, he will think nothing of it.
Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis'
most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Gesskinnarl Hannelcun Bamgebflis' Holy Commandments
1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
2. Never look at planets.
3. Never think ill of sick whales.
4. Do not hurt geese.
5. Never hurt ants.
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