Beppadmapcar is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional hydra.

Beppadmapcar created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beppadmapcar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Beppadmapcar, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Beppadmapcar's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Beppadmapcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing pink stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Beppadmapcar on top of all buildings.