Cudrilingman is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced jaguar.

Cudrilingman created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudrilingman, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cudrilingman, he will make you grow a tail.

Cudrilingman's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudrilingman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about nebulae.