Queegortmiggon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing cow.

Queegortmiggon created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegortmiggon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queegortmiggon, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Queegortmiggon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Queegortmiggon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Queegortmiggon three times a day.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Retreat if five swans approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your head.