Nelmumwat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic hedgehog.

Nelmumwat created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelmumwat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelmumwat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nelmumwat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nelmumwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.