Weeflabmut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional unicorn.

Weeflabmut created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Weeflabmut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Weeflabmut, he will turn you into a mole.

Weeflabmut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Weeflabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not cook food in pots.