Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, quiet mouse.

Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit created life two years ago.

If you believe in Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Jengodtimcemwiplangepwit's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never talk about fire.
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