Fatstigstik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ill-tempered donkey.

Fatstigstik created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatstigstik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fatstigstik, she will send you a sign.

Fatstigstik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fatstigstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.