Vabcepkip is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive faun.

Vabcepkip created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vabcepkip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabcepkip, she will turn you into a plant.

Vabcepkip's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vabcepkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near capybaras.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
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