Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid shrew.

Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen, it will turn you into a rock.

Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bimzedarf Tabganbugzigbellcunlunzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think about dark energy near foxes while wearing magenta shoes and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.