Yik Dinliprig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud tapir.

Yik Dinliprig created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yik Dinliprig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yik Dinliprig, he will strike you with lightening.

Yik Dinliprig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yik Dinliprig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed lots of garlic to foxes while wearing cyan scarves.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not stand on grass.