Vagstanquaflindudruttof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair jackal.

Vagstanquaflindudruttof created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Vagstanquaflindudruttof, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vagstanquaflindudruttof, it will come to you in dreams.

Vagstanquaflindudruttof's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vagstanquaflindudruttof's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of tortoises.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Vagstanquaflindudruttof loves gulls, so they must be respected.