Bogquimfarnged is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient monkey.

Bogquimfarnged created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogquimfarnged, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogquimfarnged, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bogquimfarnged's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bogquimfarnged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always help seals.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.