Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol
is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty
swallow
.
Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol
created silver nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol
, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol
, it will laugh at you.
Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol's
most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol's Holy Commandments
1. Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol loves bats, so they must be honoured.
2. Never feed turnips to monkeys while wearing jumpers.
3. Put Gampinnarl Titdogbedlabteenhon Bissarfvol first in all things.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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