Hugbenfidsandstikgub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful bear.

Hugbenfidsandstikgub created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugbenfidsandstikgub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugbenfidsandstikgub, she will turn you into a plant.

Hugbenfidsandstikgub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hugbenfidsandstikgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Hugbenfidsandstikgub first in all things.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.