Higtipnurcun is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust skunk.

Higtipnurcun created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higtipnurcun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higtipnurcun, he will turn you into a mole.

Higtipnurcun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Higtipnurcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from pink ants for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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