Parkpinxem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful naga.

Parkpinxem created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Parkpinxem, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parkpinxem, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Parkpinxem's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Parkpinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.