Jonmutgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic faun.

Jonmutgub created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonmutgub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jonmutgub, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jonmutgub's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jonmutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed lentils to moths while wearing kilts.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never sing in holy places.