Dagmegsog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, able lion.

Dagmegsog created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagmegsog, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dagmegsog, he will cry a lot.

Dagmegsog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dagmegsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.