Dagmegsog is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, able
lion.
Dagmegsog created matter two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dagmegsog, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Dagmegsog, he will cry a lot.
Dagmegsog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Dagmegsog's Holy Commandments1. Never sprint in holy places.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
3. Always wear indigo.
4. Do not speak about lemons.
5. Never think ill of sick geese.