Nurtriprawbast is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, proud ferret.

Nurtriprawbast created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtriprawbast, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurtriprawbast, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurtriprawbast's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Nurtriprawbast's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the north.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never wear violet ear rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtriprawbast.