Benbegquat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, benevolent mouse.

Benbegquat created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benbegquat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benbegquat, it will send you a sign.

Benbegquat's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Benbegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing black jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.