Zogziglarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered fox.

Zogziglarp created water four years ago.

If you believe in Zogziglarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogziglarp, she will not care.

Zogziglarp's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zogziglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Never run in the presence of geese.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.