Parkdub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, flying wren.

Parkdub created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Parkdub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parkdub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Parkdub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Parkdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help sick swans.