Mapdimlap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart bee.

Mapdimlap created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mapdimlap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mapdimlap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mapdimlap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mapdimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near cats while wearing green corsets and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

4. Do not take Mapdimlap's name in vain.

5. Never feed onions to frogs while wearing trousers.