Rullyarpjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking shark.

Rullyarpjip created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullyarpjip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullyarpjip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rullyarpjip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rullyarpjip's Holy Commandments

1. Rullyarpjip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Retreat if three porpoises approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.