Dodnilnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, grumpy wyvern.

Dodnilnurt created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Dodnilnurt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodnilnurt, she will be very unhappy.

Dodnilnurt's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dodnilnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never bounce near great tits.

4. You must pray to Dodnilnurt three times a day.

5. Never paint your face red.