Zedfiglan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humane clam.

Zedfiglan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedfiglan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zedfiglan, he will laugh at you.

Zedfiglan's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zedfiglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if three eagles approach from the north.

4. Zedfiglan loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Zedfiglan in the centre of the settlement.