Yimbidkin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, charitable cow.

Yimbidkin created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbidkin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yimbidkin, she will cry a lot.

Yimbidkin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yimbidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to eagles while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never feed cucumbers to badgers while wearing violet shorts.

5. Do not take Yimbidkin's name in vain.