Carhennan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever wolf.

Carhennan created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carhennan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carhennan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Carhennan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Carhennan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight goats in a large pit.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Tortoises are not to be trusted.