Cadrak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering human.

Cadrak created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cadrak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cadrak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cadrak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Cadrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing violet hats and balancing nine silver spheres on your back.