Nigbigcen Dossgabrow is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, self-assured rat.

Nigbigcen Dossgabrow created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Nigbigcen Dossgabrow, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nigbigcen Dossgabrow, he will turn you into a duck.

Nigbigcen Dossgabrow's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nigbigcen Dossgabrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Hide if three otters approach from the north.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nigbigcen Dossgabrow.