Gidsidnill is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, witty
slug.
Gidsidnill created an up quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gidsidnill, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Gidsidnill, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Gidsidnill's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Gidsidnill's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
3. Do not dye your hair indigo.
4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
5. Do not drink alcohol.