Yatnurlbut is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing
eagle.
Yatnurlbut created oxygen two million years ago.
If you believe in
Yatnurlbut, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Yatnurlbut, he will curse you with boils.
Yatnurlbut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Yatnurlbut's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always wear fawn.
3. Never talk about spacetime.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.